16 mins Niko Kranjcar thumps the ball goalwards for Pompey from about 30 yards out, but it's pretty much straight at Van der Sar, and he gathers it without any fuss.
15 mins Portsmouth play a little keep-ball in the middle of the park as they look to take a bit of the pace out of the game. "Any chance of a mention Paulo," begs Mike Houghton - who I really shouldn't have obliged given that he couldn't even spell my name right. "I'm stuck at work but my prediction is 1-0 to United (Scholes to score). I am mates with Alan Carr - will that help?" Clearly.